We’re supposed to be praying for the financial situation facing Salt Shakers, the religious right group run by Peter and Jenny Stokes, Melbourne’s answer to Fred and Elaine Nile. According to an email of 5 Jan. 2007:

We ended December approximately 25% down on the finance required for the month. That means we ended the year short by $4,908.

Prepare for the ‘miracle’ which will now take place. Some benighted happyclaps will pass the hat around and when they count the money it will come to $4,908 which they’ll donate to Salt Shakers. God will have balanced the books, SS can keep getting stuck into gays, lesbians, feminists and other miscreants, and all will be right with the world.

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